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Dateline: Feb 25th, 2004
Sir Reginold B David Souvannarath has been challenged to a daring race to the local food getting place, Wawa by the Lady Leslie Huffington-McWorthington.

The Challenge: Be the first to drive to the local Wawa, purchase a delicious soft-pretzel (so good) and return home by any means necessary.
The Stakes: None.

	"I say, Reginold, I am going to defeat you!"
"Oh my dear Ms. Huffington I sincerely doubt that."
	"Ah ha! Then we shall race!"
"Indeed we shall!"
	"Indeed! A race it is then."
"Agreed. A race. To the death."
	"Quite."

On your mark...set...RACE TO WAWA!

And they're off! Dave leaps out in front in his majestic Hot Air Balloon, soaring to his destination at well over 2 miles an hour. Leslie gets off to a lackluster start on her vehicle of choice: The unicycle.

Dave soars in his balloon.

Leslie struggles to keep her balance on a Unicycle

Leslie quickly realizes that this unicycle is doing more harm than good and throws it in a ditch. She knows she needs a vehicle; and fast. Suddenly up comes a guy riding one of those old time bikes with the big front wheel and the little back wheel. "Ah ha!" Leslie cries and gives the guy a flying kick to the chin and steals his bike. "Victory is nearly mine!" She crows and begins the race anew.

"My goodness, I do believe she's catching up to me!" David exclaims from his lofty perch high above the treetops. "I'd best move on to Plan B." and with that he presses a giant red button installed into the basket of the hot air balloon labeled as "Plan B". When pressed, the ponderous balloon transforms into a gyrocopter.

Leslie makes time on her old time bike.

Dave's hot air balloon transforms into the mighty gyrocopter.

	"Ahhhhahahahahaha! You cannot defeat me!"
"I beg to differ!"
	"Look again old chum, I'm already there!"
"Oh fiddlesticks and hoozelbugs! I've been defeated!"

Lord David Jeffry Sumperhump is victorious!

Dave tastes victory...in pretzel form. And it tastes GOOD.

Cheerio!

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